Mike Valenti Says Michigan Is 'Ohio State's Bitch'

"Do me a favor, nobody wants to hear it. Winners win, losers make excuses," he said.

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December 02, 2019 - 2:55 pm
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How are all the Michigan fans doing today? If you're OK, you probably didn't listen to Mike Valenti's opening monologue on the first weekday after Michigan took an Ohio State beat down.

Coach Jim Harbaugh is 0-5 against rival OSU after this weekend's 56-27 loss. 

Valenti said the aftermath has been amazing, especially the part where Michigan fans and their coach play the victim.

"Harbaugh is a bully," Valenti said. "He's big and bad when he's out there pounding on the weak or firing off tweet wars or he's able to go out there and beat teams he's just appreciably better than."

But when you ask about a talent gap, he'll answer your questions and not your insults. A line for the ages.

He went on to say Michigan is the classic rich guy who plays the victim.

"Do me a favor, nobody wants to hear it. Winners win, losers make excuses," he said.

He went on to say Michigan fans are claiming OSU cheats or Michigan loses because they're academically superior, but the reality is, "Your coach ain't special." He added since Harbaugh has taken over the performance gap is wider than ever. 

No matter what the excuses, he says Michigan is "Ohio State's bitch."